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Vivò Manecas



Ninguém me convence que o Maneken Pis tem o sucesso que tem só porque é bonitinho. Não acredito. Só pode ser pelo lado escatológico do xixizinho, ou por causa da mãozita colocada ali no seu pueril membrozito… De outra forma: como é que este Manecas de 30 centímetros se multiplica por todas as esquinas, ora saca-rolhas ora chocolate, estando para a Bélgica como a Torre Eiffel para a França? Hmm…

Comentários

chevry disse…
Pode existir algo de fascinante, atractivo (a repulsa por vezes também o é) ou lascivo, em ver alguém urinar.
JLM disse…
Precisamente. É nessa crença que alicercei o meu pensamento.

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