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Nascer no lugar errado

Passava os dias a lamentar-se de ter nascido no lugar errado. E Aníbal estava coberto de razão: nunca nenhum obstetra conseguiu explicar cabalmente como foi possível ter ele nascido de cesariana da barriga da perna direita do seu pai.

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sónia disse…
Se ainda se chamasse César, enfim, uma luzinha ao fundo do túnel... Agora Aníbal? É estranho, muito estranho. Mas já ouvi esta história contada em tempos de um tal de Baco, não é caso único.
Há nos homens uma certa inveja da gravidez das mulheres e vai daí, acontecem fenómenos destes, como não têm mais nenhuma barriga de jeito, optam pelas pernocas.
Wrong place, right (leg) time.
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