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Ontem no carro reparei: Maurício é único meu conhecido que põe sempre o cinto atrás. O de castidade, claro.

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Manuela disse…
hahahah

"..se o pneu furou acenda o farol..acenda o farol.."

Você cada vez mais criativo e muito mais mió de bão. Acho que nunca falei isso pra vc..
Anónimo disse…
...não esquecer a chave...do cinto :))
Manuela disse…
..se esquecer como vai usar... o pneu?
Anónimo disse…
...poder-se-ia meter no carro com ele já posto...e arrancar com a outra e deixar a chave em casa...
Manuela disse…
ah,bom!

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