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Pleno diabólico

Ela é Mata Hari, ele mata Harry.

Os três reis magros

Melchior era chupadinho, quase tão tísico como Baltasar. Escapava o anorético Gaspar, que já está melhorzinho, muito obrigado. 

Semanada

O Padre Pedro hoje está feliz. Já é a sexta freira.

Subtração

Para vencer a adição, Ahmed perdeu-se na contradição. 

Milky way

The night it rained milk, all mammals came to the street(s).

A familiar face

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Novo zimbro

E quanta razão assiste Marlene! É muito mais fácil levar um gin do que um não...

E como queriam que vingasse? Se Marcos era um tipo reservado, Muriel estava sempre reservada.

When Mr. Guy Friend is always around the corner

By João Lopes Marques ( Eesti keeles ) Jealousy is a powerful feeling, usually for the worst reasons. I guess that’s why the “guy friend” topic is an extremely popular one in contemporary emotional literature. For men such a subject is nothing minor. It applies to most relationships: almost every female likes to keep a solid relationship with a guy she met a decade or a year prior to our arrival. Let’s face it: this is the main reason why we tolerate Mr. Guy Friend — he was already part of her daily life and the longer the friendship the better. A second scenario is when Mr. Guy Friend is a common friend the couple met at the very same time. Still... Some women prefer to dub it “primitive”. Yet if there is something remarkable in males is their concrete and logical thinking. In this context, “being linear” is not necessarily an insult. We shall also agree if I say men are much less manipulative than women: no tears, no scandals, no sex as a reward, no mysterious silences... Ev

No money, no honey

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Cool pool

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