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A sua fanfarronice é ilimitada: nunca perde uma oportunidade, por forçada que seja, para aludir ao seu último safari. Muito gosta Costa do marfim.

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*Manu* disse…
De costas para o perigo..
sónia disse…
Como odeio esses Costas! Olha que cheguei a conhecer um desses. Já morreu, pobre coitado! Devem ter sido alguns bichinhos lindos que ele ajudou a matar nas suas invasões a África. Chamava-lhes safaris...

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19 kinds of girls who bruise my soul

By João Lopes Marques (Eesti keeles)


There was a time, not too long ago, I believed I had become a misogynous guy. False. I wasn’t. Then I started fearing I was slightly gynophobic. Nope. I was just afraid to bump into another stupid girl. It wasn’t easy to understand it but 10 or 15 years later I realize I’m just too sensitive to 19 specific species of women. Indeed, I can even turn intolerant in presence of one of them. Such a phenomenon can be either personal taste or old trauma, I know. However, I don’t care anymore. I just confess the following kind of females have the power to bruise my soul:


1- The hologram girl

You think everything is fine, that that closeness is real, and you stretch your arm. Of course you wanted more and she let you play that game. For a week. A month. Sometimes even for years. Helàs! Now you understand you were living in a dream. “Why did she give me so many wrong signs”, you wonder; “João, I’ve seen you always as a very good friend”, she states.


2- The drink-…