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Naquele seu jeito trocista, inconfundível aliás, garantia-nos Jean-Pierre que confundia pregos com parafusos. Não percebia a diferença. Que era um detalhe irrelevante. Mas isso foi só até lhe cair o martelo nos cornos. E acreditem que foi mesmo sem querer. A sério. A sério mesmo. Mesmo-mesmo.

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Manu disse…
E ainda tiveram que lhe pregar os cornos com pregos. Aparafusar não dava mais.
Aí ele entendeu a diferença.

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1- The hologram girl

You think everything is fine, that that closeness is real, and you stretch your arm. Of course you wanted more and she let you play that game. For a week. A month. Sometimes even for years. Helàs! Now you understand you were living in a dream. “Why did she give me so many wrong signs”, you wonder; “João, I’ve seen you always as a very good friend”, she states.


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