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Tutorial on Homo Balticus digital "death threat" skills

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Today our short tutorial is about how not to make personal "death threats". These three ones came from an Estonian mobile phone, international code +372, and unfortunately, I know their pathetic author. Not to unveil everything, I can say his name starts with "T". Let's call him "Mr. T", thus, a redneck from the Estonian countryside who tends to abuse the substance. On top of that, I can also add "Mr. T" must be 60 years old or so, which means he was born and raised during the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR).  Therefore: 1) If one has an issue with somebody, never write via SMS a death threat full of typos; 2) As Italians say, "La vendetta è un piatto che se mangia freddo"; 3) "Mr. T", and so many others, tend to forget the multiplying power of social media and the digital world, but old Soviet school dies hard, as one can easily conclude by reading the Elementary School English language skills, maybe mixed with

Pandemic's Valentine

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Nada como um bom pôr-do-sol em dia pandémico de São Valentim (foto captada pelas 18h19 de dia 14 de Fevereiro). Vim abraçar árvores para Monsanto e tropecei neste casal ilegal. Assim como tantos outros. Portugal e o seu soft power. Moral da história: não vale a pena ir apanhar um bronze de Fevereiro para a praia de Carcavelos, venham antes até para Monsanto. Mas discretos qb, já agora. Mascarados de carvalho, sobreiro ou eucalipto. Anda por ali uma pickup da Polícia Municipal. De outra forma, arriscam-se a pagar 200 paus que, com o Benfica a jogar assim, seriam multiplicados por cinco a jogar no Placard.  

Risquinhas

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  It is never easy living with a cat who believes it is a pseudo-tiger. Especially after its balls were removed. Our flat became a small jungle. Or Savannah, at least, to put it milder in our new ecosystem.